Too Much Tequila, Too Little Sunscreen

The Wit, Levity and Inanity of Bob Rockwell

Alone in the Dark was how I wrote all of these stories. I won’t tell you that I was in my pajamas and drinking beer in the early hours of the morning, because you’d think even less of me. The hardest part of writing is that I become so engrossed in the story I’m trying to tell that I let my beer get warm and go flat. I can’t even begin to count all of the beer I’ve wasted. I’ve got to develop a type – type – type – swig – type – type – type – swig writing technique. In the meantime here’s what I’ve warmed my beer over during the past five years.