Too Much Tequila, Too Little Sunscreen

alisema, Bob, maiti – – he’s dead, Bob, dead
ambapo ni wewe – – where are you
ambapo ni sisi – – where are we
asubuhi njema – – good morning
basi fun kuanza – – let the fun begin
fuck wewe pia – – fuck you too
hebu kufanya baadhi ya Tequila – – let’s do some tequila
hebu kupata Josefina – – let’s find Josefina
hii ni haki yetu mahali kinda – – this is just our kinda place
kaisari César pia – – he took César too
kata ya shit – – cut the shit
kubisha mbali bullshit – – knock off the bullshit
kuwa makini – – be careful
kwa nini tunataka – – why would we want to
kwaheri, na riddance nzuri – – goodbye, and good riddance
Marekani – – United States
Mimi alisema – – I said
Mimi kuja – – I’m coming
Mimi nimepata pee – – I’ve got to pee
Mimi nina nyumbani – – I’m home
Mimi si kuchukua Chochote – – I ain’t takin’ nothin’
mwanamke hiyo ni tiger – – that lady’s a tiger
ndiyo, lakini ninikuhusu hili – – yes, but what about this
ni kuhusu wakati – – it’s about time
ni nini tunaweza kufanya – – what are we going to do
nini fuck – – what the fuck
nini fuck ni wewe – – what the fuck are you
nzuri – – good
si kidokezo – – not a clue
sisi ni Outta hapa – – we’re outta here
takatifu fuck – – holy fuck
takatifu shit – – holy shit
vipi kuhusu sisi – – how about we work on
kazi ya nyumbani – – the house
yeye’s gone – – she’s gone