Too Much Tequila, Too Little Sunscreen

My humble little web site Too Much Tequila, To Little Sunscreen had its ten thousandth pageview last month. 10,166 to be exact. I know pageviews are a goofy unit of measure but that’s what the folks that power my blog keep. If you go to my website and read two stories that counts as two pageviews even though each story may be ten pages long. So storyviews or postviews would be more accurate terms, but what do I know. Anyway, I want to thank all of you that read my stuff. That’s everyone except that damn Russian that keeps sending me ads for his porn site in Russian. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against Russian porn per se, it’s just that I don’t trust anyone that says things like: большие красивые груди. Do you think it’s a hang-up left over from the Cold War.

Psst – don’t tell anyone that I told you—but that above Russian phrase translates to big beautiful breasts. Not so bad, huh?