Do you get spam? We (I blame it on Linda) inadvertently gave away our email address when we (she) downloaded something or ordered something from some sleaze who gave or sold our email address to thousands of spammers, the plague of the internet. We now get around 200 emails a day urging us to buy everything from walk-in bathtubs to lonely Russian women.
I added “deleting spam” to my morning routine somewhere between my first cup of coffee and a crossword puzzle. I used to grit my teeth in anger as I scrolled down the seemingly endless list of spam, when it dawned on me that some of the subject lines of their emails are hilarious. So, I now make a game of looking for and recording the most outrageous subjects lines. Here are some of the best I’ve seen recently. The wording, such as it is, is exactly as I received it.
I never clicked on the second one, promise.
Doctor makes woman physically horny (on camera)
A STRONGER, THICKER MEMBER – FREE TRIAL, 100% GUARANTEED
Urgent: Milk worse than smoking?
Weird cooking ingredient shown to reverse Alzheimer’s
Everything your brain needs in one small package
If you eat THIS, you’re growing cancer cells!
Warning NEVER drink bottled water
IF YOU DON’T READ THIS NOW YOU’LL HATE YOURSELF LATER
Why Men in this African Tribe Never Need VlAGRA…
Do you poop less 3x per day? (you’re dying a slow death -URGENT)
This Boner Brew Makes You A Better Screw
Drive your partner crazy in bed tonight!
Stuff I guess we were supposed to know:
Attention men this is what you’ve been waiting for
Men’s Herbal Supplement: Start getting harder and lasting longer naturally
Hillary collapsing in front of our eyes
girlfriend secrets: this screws up more relationships than anything else
Despermmate Russian Girls Looking for Dates!
Chat with 12,000 Latin Beauties Now
ARE YOU FREETONIGHT?
Talk to bored women who want to meet!
[SPECIAL] (The) U.S Government Has Hidden This Inside NASA For The Last 4 Years
You Have 3 Days Before She CHEATS
How I Turned This Good Girl Into A Filthy Freak
Harvard is drooling over this fat-burner…
Can You Guess Which Spice I???m Talking About?
The worst bedroom position for guys who lack inches
Men: Never do THIS in the morning (it KILLS testosterone)
Hookup with Thousands of Stunning Russian Women
Shocking Video: The Dirty Little Fish Oil Secret (and more)
What the US and North Korea don’t want you to know
Own her pussay
Making Love Means *Nothing* To A Man If He Does This
You May Never Fit In Her Backdoor Again
New government policy: Confiscate your IRA and 401(k) to bail out your bank
It EATS AWAY your intestines (this is why you have bad digestion & feel like crap)
She Wants to F*ck…
Shocking! Woman Caught LIVE on Camera
Shocking Video Exposes Obama’s FINAL Skeleton
Get laid instantly. Your access is already approved
Rogue Insider Has PROOF Obama Was Illegitimate President?
This tiny button does WHAT?!
Caught on Camera: Obama s Sick Act of Treason [must see]
What this sexy woman and Benjamin Franklin have in common will SHOCK YOU
CONTROVERSIAL: The shockingly potent sex secret that founded America
Too Much Tequila, Too Little Sunscreen 