I find it hard to believe. I’m still aghast. But, I’m pretty sure it actually happened, and yet I’m hesitant to tell you. I’m so embarrassed. Okay, I … um … ah … I saw an interview with Reverend Al Sharpton on MSNBC a couple of days ago. The reverend was expressing how disturbed he was over President Trump’s racist and totally un-presidential comments following the tragic confrontation in Charlottesville. I sat and listened to every word coming from this two-bit, self-proclaimed civil rights leader, and you know what, I agree with him.
You don’t know how hard it is for me to say this, but Reverend Al was right on. This is the same Al Sharpton that once told a college audience, “White folks was in caves while we was building empires … we taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.” That same Al Sharpton.
Something very strange is happening. Although the media reports that Trump is dividing the nation even further, just the opposite is true. He’s unifying America. We (everyone with an IQ north of an urban speed limit) are coming together around a common cause: our hate, distrust, and total disgust for Donald Trump and all things Trump. If Al Sharpton and I can agree on something it has to be of common interest to everyone. Not since WWII have conservative and liberal, Republican, Democrat, and Independent rallied together in total lockstep agreement. Everyone Hates Trump with a capital H.
Everyone that is, except those disgusting skinhead morons. Soon, if not already, Trump’s only supporters will be Steve Bannon, Kellyanne Conway, David Duke, and all of the other white supremacist, Neo-Nazi, and KKK assholes.
Donald, now that you’ve come out of the closet and showed your true self, you can light your tiki torch, don a white robe and hood, and join your most, if not your only, loyal and avid supporters, those loathsome white supremacists. Practice your Nazi chants and racial slurs because those demented sociopaths will expect you to lead. And, if you give those skinheads a speech degrading women, Muslims, Mexicans, or cripples they’ll make you their Grand Wizard, Grand Poobah, Grand Jackass or some Grand Something or Other because they alone admire your leadership skills. Just think of how many idiots and bigots you can hire and fire with that field to choose from.
Sieg Heil, Donald. They deserve you.
Oh yeah, “You’re Fired.”
Too Much Tequila, Too Little Sunscreen 