• I’ve been ranting (pissing and moaning is more like it) for years. I wrote a rant about how the U.S. comes out in the middle of the pack in whatever survey they conduct: life expectancy, education, infant mortality, etc. It seems like we’re always portrayed as a second-class nation, far down most lists, just above Rwanda. Then Donald Trump’s campaign slogan, Make America Great Again, got me thinking. Not about building goofy walls and banning Muslims, but what it would take to truly make America a great country.

    How do you define great? I didn’t know, so I looked it up: great – of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above the normal or average. Okay, I’ll buy that. To make America great we need to make it considerably above what is considered normal or average for a county. What the hell is normal? Again, I don’t know, so let’s look around the world and see if other countries are doing country things better than us.

    We do one thing really really well. We lead the world, by far, in military spending. We spend over 600 billion, that’s billion with a B, dollars on military stuff every year. That’s 37% of the world’s total. We spend more than twice the amount of China and Russia combined, and they run a distant second and third place. We are truly a Great military power. We’ve taken the long list all of the things that countries should do and put military power and spending at the very top of our priority list.

    The question I want to pose is: what have we sacrificed or done without to become this planet’s dominant military force, and what we could do if we scaled our military back to some lesser level? What if we worried and cared more about our own citizens that those around the globe. We could design a military that could more than ensure the defense and safety of the U.S., close all of our bases around the world, bring our troops home, and focus our energy and money on improving the lives of Americans, not Afghans, Iraqis or Syrians.

    Let’s take a look at how some other countries have focused their energies and see what we might do to Make America Great Again.

    Years ago I wrote a story about Castro’s Cuba after seeing Roseanne Carter on TV. She and Jimmy had just returned from a trip to the island and she was blown away by some of the things she learned. There is no way that I want to defend Castro’s totalitarian communist regime, but he has done a couple of things well. Castro in his dinky, poor little country has dealt with and conquered some of the important social issues while we, in the richest country in the world, would rather wage wars in distant lands than deal with some of these most basic human rights. Maybe these things should be on our priority list?

    Everyone, that’s everyone, in Cuba has a home. Castro cured homelessness while we have nearly a million homeless on our streets and in our parks every night. These Americans are homeless because of poverty, substance abuse, mental illness, domestic violence, or natural disasters. Shouldn’t we do something about them?

    And Cuba’s literacy rate is 100%. 100%! Everybody can read in Cuba. They’ve solved a problem we’re probably too illiterate to even understand. Did you know that 46% of adults in the U.S. can’t read the labels on their prescription medicines, and that 85% of juveniles coming before our court system are functionally illiterate. And, three out of four people on welfare are illiterate as are 85% of our unwed mothers. Three out of five inmates in our nation’s prisons are illiterate. And, on and on.

    Education at all levels is free in Cuba, from kindergarten through as many college degrees as you’d like to pursue. Have you checked the tuition fees at your state university lately, let alone our private colleges?

    And healthcare in Cuba is free to everyone. Not only is Cuba’s healthcare free; they have the best patient to doctor ratio along with the highest number of locally accessible clinics in the world.

    Enough about Cuba. Danes were found to be the happiest people on earth, way ahead of the U.S. The US came in 17th in the recent happiness rankings, just below number 16, Mexico. Mexico!

    So how can Denmark be the happiest country on earth? To start with they have a “modern welfare system,” based on the idea that all citizens are guaranteed certain fundamental rights in case they encounter social problems such as unemployment, sickness or some other dependency. Healthcare and education are free and equally available to everyone and the government works with the employers to provide retirement. It’s socialism, but socialism with really happy people.

    A capitalist country we might emulate is Switzerland. Switzerland has the highest standard of living on the planet. They have the highest GDP per capita, lowest government debt, lowest tax revenue as a percentage of GDP, lowest unemployment rate, lowest inflation rate, and the highest life expectancy.

    Switzerland has a very, very efficient government. A government so efficient in maintaining a low debt to GDP ratio that its citizens pay less tax and receive services superior to those of other countries. Paying less tax gives the Swiss higher disposable incomes, and more freedom and flexibility with the use of their money. Having the highest life expectancy comes as no great surprise. Their government subsidizes the lower classes’ health insurance ensuring health care equality within the country.

    The efficiency of their government, their low tax rate, their high disposal incomes, and having a government that takes care of its OWN people are the major factors in Switzerland’s high standard of living.

    Both of these countries are small compared to the U.S. So, how do we become a little country so we can be happier, better off, and live longer? I’m not sure. But I do know that even the smallest change is damned near impossible in our too-big and too-diversified country. If we can’t all agree on the easy things like, healthcare for ALL our citizens, the right for all people to marry, a women’s right to decide, the value of education, the importance of fixing our crumbling bridges, or what to do with the millions of residents deemed “illegal,” how in the hell are we ever going to make the kind of changes required to make this a better place to live. So what do we do? Just give up and settle for being a second rate country.

    I don’t buy that and you shouldn’t either. We need to do something besides grumble. But what?

  • I find it hard to believe. I’m still aghast. But, I’m pretty sure it actually happened, and yet I’m hesitant to tell you. I’m so embarrassed. Okay, I … um … ah … I saw an interview with Reverend Al Sharpton on MSNBC a couple of days ago. The reverend was expressing how disturbed he was over President Trump’s racist and totally un-presidential comments following the tragic confrontation in Charlottesville. I sat and listened to every word coming from this two-bit, self-proclaimed civil rights leader, and you know what, I agree with him.

    You don’t know how hard it is for me to say this, but Reverend Al was right on. This is the same Al Sharpton that once told a college audience, “White folks was in caves while we was building empires … we taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.” That same Al Sharpton.

    Something very strange is happening. Although the media reports that Trump is dividing the nation even further, just the opposite is true. He’s unifying America. We (everyone with an IQ north of an urban speed limit) are coming together around a common cause: our hate, distrust, and total disgust for Donald Trump and all things Trump. If Al Sharpton and I can agree on something it has to be of common interest to everyone. Not since WWII have conservative and liberal, Republican, Democrat, and Independent rallied together in total lockstep agreement. Everyone Hates Trump with a capital H.

    Everyone that is, except those disgusting skinhead morons. Soon, if not already, Trump’s only supporters will be Steve Bannon, Kellyanne Conway, David Duke, and all of the other white supremacist, Neo-Nazi, and KKK assholes.

    Donald, now that you’ve come out of the closet and showed your true self, you can light your tiki torch, don a white robe and hood, and join your most, if not your only, loyal and avid supporters, those loathsome white supremacists. Practice your Nazi chants and racial slurs because those demented sociopaths will expect you to lead. And, if you give those skinheads a speech degrading women, Muslims, Mexicans, or cripples they’ll make you their Grand Wizard, Grand Poobah, Grand Jackass or some Grand Something or Other because they alone admire your leadership skills. Just think of how many idiots and bigots you can hire and fire with that field to choose from.

    Sieg Heil, Donald. They deserve you.

    Oh yeah, “You’re Fired.”

     

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    From Where I Sit

    From Where I Sit is a collection of the inane thoughts (those are the polite words) rumbling around in the tequila-soaked brain cells of Bob Rockwell, an old curmudgeon fighting a losing battle with the absurdity and the ridiculousness of everyday life. He rants about the stuff that pisses him off (and that’s a lot of stuff), he teases society’s morons especially what he calls pretentious assholes (his word, not mine), he maligns those that annoy him, but he is quick to pay tribute to his heroes. He says he writes to consume space on his hard drive but his clever wit is sure to make you chuckle (maybe even giggle) and experience a number of profound ah-ha moments.

     

     

     

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  • Do you get spam? We (I blame it on Linda) inadvertently gave away our email address when we (she) downloaded something or ordered something from some sleaze who gave or sold our email address to thousands of spammers, the plague of the internet. We now get around 200 emails a day urging us to buy everything from walk-in bathtubs to lonely Russian women.

    I added “deleting spam” to my morning routine somewhere between my first cup of coffee and a crossword puzzle. I used to grit my teeth in anger as I scrolled down the seemingly endless list of spam, when it dawned on me that some of the subject lines of their emails are hilarious. So, I now make a game of looking for and recording the most outrageous subjects lines. Here are some of the best I’ve seen recently. The wording, such as it is, is exactly as I received it.  

    I never clicked on the second one, promise.

    Doctor makes woman physically horny (on camera)

    A STRONGER, THICKER MEMBER – FREE TRIAL, 100% GUARANTEED

    Urgent: Milk worse than smoking?

    Weird cooking ingredient shown to reverse Alzheimer’s

    Everything your brain needs in one small package

    If you eat THIS, you’re growing cancer cells!

    Warning NEVER drink bottled water

    IF YOU DON’T READ THIS NOW YOU’LL HATE YOURSELF LATER

    Why Men in this African Tribe Never Need VlAGRA…

    Do you poop less 3x per day? (you’re dying a slow death -URGENT)

    This Boner Brew Makes You A Better Screw

    Drive your partner crazy in bed tonight!

    Stuff I guess we were supposed to know:

    Attention men this is what you’ve been waiting for

    Men’s Herbal Supplement: Start getting harder and lasting longer naturally

    Hillary collapsing in front of our eyes

    girlfriend secrets: this screws up more relationships than anything else

    Despermmate Russian Girls Looking for Dates!

    Chat with 12,000 Latin Beauties Now

    ARE YOU FREETONIGHT?

    Talk to bored women who want to meet!

    [SPECIAL] (The) U.S Government Has Hidden This Inside NASA For The Last 4 Years

    You Have 3 Days Before She CHEATS

    How I Turned This Good Girl Into A Filthy Freak

    Harvard is drooling over this fat-burner…

    Can You Guess Which Spice I???m Talking About?

    The worst bedroom position for guys who lack inches

    Men: Never do THIS in the morning (it KILLS testosterone)

    Hookup with Thousands of Stunning Russian Women

    Shocking Video: The Dirty Little Fish Oil Secret (and more)

    What the US and North Korea don’t want you to know

    Own her pussay

    Making Love Means *Nothing* To A Man If He Does This

    You May Never Fit In Her Backdoor Again

    New government policy: Confiscate your IRA and 401(k) to bail out your bank

    It EATS AWAY your intestines (this is why you have bad digestion & feel like crap)

    She Wants to F*ck…

    Shocking! Woman Caught LIVE on Camera

    Shocking Video Exposes Obama’s FINAL Skeleton

    Get laid instantly. Your access is already approved

    Rogue Insider Has PROOF Obama Was Illegitimate President?

    This tiny button does WHAT?!

    Caught on Camera: Obama s Sick Act of Treason [must see]

    What this sexy woman and Benjamin Franklin have in common will SHOCK YOU

    CONTROVERSIAL: The shockingly potent sex secret that founded America

  • Did I just wake up in the middle of a zany Marx Brothers film? No, this can’t be. Yes it can. I still can’t believe we elected this clown1 as our president. It must’ve happened—everybody says it did—but I can’t, I won’t, I can’t, buy this narcissistic misogynist as my president. Presidents come with flawless backgrounds, wholesome lifestyles, at least average intelligence, and most of all, some charisma. This goofball has a background full of shady, greedy business dealings, the lifestyle of a mafia don, gaudy, tasteless homes, a trophy wife (his third), and the intelligence of a flatworm. His idea of charisma is enamoring us with his insecure narcissistic bravado, his ridiculous yellow pompadour, his a goofy comb over, his orange-in-a-bottle facial makeup, and his quickness to berate cripples, women, Muslims, Mexicans, and anyone else who disagrees with him. Charming, huh? Presidential, huh?

    Trump clearly showed his priorities when his very first official act as our new president was to lay into the press for supposedly misrepresenting the size of his inauguration crowd. He told his audience in his first presidential speech that “one of the networks” had “an empty field” while he saw a crowd that “looked like a million-and-a half people and went all the way back to the Washington Monument.” And then he had his new Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, introduce himself to the American people and to the press with a bold-faced lie2: “This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period. Both in person and around the globe.” Although Trump’s and Spicer’s claims were blatantly lies, Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway explained on national TV that Spicer wasn’t telling a falsehood, he was simply giving “alternative facts.” Nobody really cares about the size of the crowd at his inauguration, but we do care whether we can believe Trump or his staff. Can they be trusted to tell us the truth, or will we be getting “alternative facts.” So far they’re batting 000.

    Trump made his false inauguration crowd size claims in his first presidential speech at the CIA headquarters. This, his first speech as our new president, was a totally inappropriate “I’ll-do-this” and “I’ll-do-that” campaign speech. I yelled at my TV: Quit selling! You won! Trump reminds me of a sleazy salesman who doesn’t know when to quit selling, even after he has the order. I’m told they keep selling because that’s all they know to do and to feed their need for constant attention and affirmation. Sound like Trump?

    Trump says he’s committed to honoring his campaign promises, once he figures out how. Most of us are betting that his ignorance of how our government actually works coupled with his “you’re fired” reality-show arrogance and mentality almost guarantees that he’ll not get much, if anything done. He’s only got a little less than four years, and the U.S. government isn’t the real estate or construction business or some grade-b reality TV show.

    Let’s go back over what he told us he would do when elected. First, he was going to “drain the swamp,” which his supporters took to mean removing corruption and greed from our federal government. Instead he appoints a cabinet full of millionaires and billionaires, who like him, have little qualification for their jobs other than their wealth. But his biggest addition to the slime and scum of the swamp is Steve Bannon, (reputed to be a white supremacist, an anti-Semite, a misogynist, and a domestic abuser) as Chief White House Strategist. Sounds like a Trump kinda guy, doesn’t he? What sort of strategy can we expect from him? I leave it to you to decide how much the swamp has risen. An inch? A foot? Or enough to spill over into our lives?

    I reported earlier that his immigration plan is incoherent, unachievable and racist. His foreign policy, when he finally gets one, will consist of chest-beating and a lot of “mine’s bigger than yours.” His economic rhetoric is some adolescent gooblygoop about protectionism, our trade deficit, lowering our national debt, and taxing hedge fund managers. So far, I’m right on.

    Let’s give him some credit. In his first few days in office he issued a batch of executive orders. He blocked entry into the U.S. by Syrian refugees indefinitely, and he put a 90-day freeze on entry into the U.S. by people from Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, and Yemen. We all know that his executive order was soon overturned by a “so-called” federal judge and upheld by a federal appeals panel in what I’m sure will be the first of his many pissing contests with the judicial branch. He has reportedly been involved in, a party to, 3,500 lawsuits prior to becoming president. Can you believe it – 3,500 lawsuits?

    And I know it’s hard to believe, but he actually ordered agencies to begin planning and identifying funding to build a wall on the Mexican border. And if that didn’t rile up his Hispanic constituents and those of us living along the border enough, he directed the agencies to step up deportation of those in our country illegally. Their first act was to deport Guadalupe García de Rayos, a 35 year old mother of two living in Arizona, who has been in the U.S. illegally since she was 14 years old. Her heinous crime was using a false Social Security number so she could work at menial jobs to feed her family. Don’t you feel safer now that we got rid of this vicious criminal? Deporting Guadalupe is really showing those drug-dealing, criminal, and rapist Mexicans. Take that, you greasers!

    And, Trump directed the hiring of 10,000 more Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents to pull this all off. Oh, and that’s not all. He stated, with a straight orange face, that it is now U.S. policy for local law enforcement officers to act as immigration officers whenever possible. See, Sheriff Joe Arpaio isn’t a criminal; he was just ahead of his time.

    Trump didn’t forget to put the screws to our Native Americans. He ordered that the Dakota Access Pipeline be approved in an expedited manner, including easements or rights-of-way to cross Federal areas. Screw the Indians and their sacred grounds, Trump wants the oil!

    And did he forget to bash a woman or two? No, he ordered that no more federal dollars can go to any organizations that provide abortion services. I can hardly wait ’til the soon to be fully complemented Supreme Court tackles Roe vs. Wade. And you can bet they will.

    And what’s up with his tweeting. He acts more like a 14-year-old girl than a 70-year-old narcissist who hasn’t found the White House men’s room yet. Tweeting might have been effective when he was campaigning (I doubt it) but it isn’t presidential, isn’t proper, and it isn’t the way to communicate with the public. Roosevelt had his fireside chats and Trump has his tweets. Wait, wait, this just in:

    Donald J. Trump3

    @realDonaldTrump  2h

    Crimea was TAKEN during the Obama Administration. Was Obama

    too soft on Russia?

    Is this any way to run a railroad? A country? The free world?

    How are we going to get through the next four years? After a couple of really depressing weeks I’ve decided that I’m going to treat Donald’s presidency as wacky, humorous entertainment. We need more humor in our lives, and what could be better than electing a clown for president. So rather than getting totally depressed, calling the suicide prevention hotline, or moving to Botswana, I’m just going to sit back and chuckle. I’m going to giggle at all of his narcissistic jabber and his idiotic and politically incorrect antics. I’ll roar when he grabs Angela Merkel or Theresa May by the p***y. And I’ll snicker when America doesn’t get magically great again. But I’ll real feel sadness as he hopelessly struggles with our really tough issues like: factory closings, jobs moving offshore, cheap immigrant labor, chronic high unemployment, our inability to curb radical Islamic terrorism, or the violence in our streets. I wish him luck, but I’m not hopeful.

    It’s going to be a blast.

    At least we haven’t had to listen to him brag about the size of his … er … fingers or make fun of cripples. Yet.

    1 clown /kloun/ noun – a comic entertainer, especially one in a circus, wearing a traditional costume and exaggerated makeup.

    2 alternative facts

    3 actual tweet read online Feb. 15, 2017, 7:14 am, MST

     

  • This beautiful green rock, this small chunk of copper ore, has been on my desk a long long time. It reminds me to never forget where I came from and of the epic events that had such a major impact on my life. It will be fifty years this summer since I was deported under armed guard from Bisbee, Arizona. But as I hold this rock it seems as if it were just last week.

    This is my story.

                                                                            Carlos Quintana

                                                                             March 18, 1967

    1917 – Bisbee, Arizona

    I crouch down behind the nearly full minecart with my gloved hands over my ears. My knees are shaking as I pull them to my chest for protection. I wait in fear. I’m so scared. Why do they blast when we’re in the tunnel? Because we’re expendable, that’s why. We’re just dirty Mexicans.

    A series of blasts go off further down the tunnel. The deafening explosions rattle the shaft. A gust of hot, dirty wind rushes by. The walls creak and groan as some rocks fall from overhead. One bounces off of my miner’s cap into my lap. I fear more will fall. I wait. Is it quiet? The explosions ring so loudly in my ears that I can’t tell. I stand shaking with fear and grab the minecart to steady myself. As I take a deep breath and reach for my pickaxe, Juan, my best friend, grabs my arm, grins, and yells in his Coahuila-accented Spanish, “Carbón, we got through another one, amigo. Someday this is all going to come down. Pray that we’re far from here when it happens.”

    This is my fifth month deep in the Copper Queen mine, the pride of Bisbee, Arizona, and I’ve had my fill of mining for a living. If there were any way I could earn a living above ground, I’d jump at it.

    Just as I shovel another load into the cart I hear the shift horn. Thank God, our shift is over. Juan’s smile beams through his dirty face as we hoist our tools over our shoulders and start the long trip up to the surface.

    The summer sun is blinding as we come into daylight for the first time today. “Juan, why do we do this? There must be a better way to make a living than slaving away in a dark hole in the ground.”

    “I’m sure there is, but this is the best we’ve got for now. Oh yeah, you can always go back to Mexico and join Pancho Villa’s defeated army. He’s nearly done and his soldiers are deserting him by the hundreds. Nah, I’d rather use a shovel and pickaxe, even for these pinché gringos, than die hiding in the hills like a bandit. That’s all there is for us in Mexico, war, starvation, and death.

    The talk at diner is all about the miners union. Earlier this year the Industrial Workers of the World came here and began signing up miners to form the Metal Mine Workers Union No. 800. Last month the union presented a list of demands to the patrones at Phelps Dodge including an end to blasting while we are in the mines and a fixed wage of $6.00 a day. The company told the union where they could stick their demands. All the talk now is about a strike.

    “Did you hear about that strike they had a couple of years ago in some other mine near here? All they accomplished was losing their wages and pissing the gringos off,” Juan tells the group.

    “Yeah but this time we’ve got 1,300 miners in our union. Phelps Dodge will have to give in to our demands or we’ll shut ’em down,” someone yells. “We got those cabróns this time.”

    A couple of days later everyone is excited. We’re going on strike to finally get those pinché gringos to listen to our concerns. We want a fair wage, and safer working conditions. They have to give it to us or we’ll put them out of business.

    Early the next morning Juan nudges me, “Arriba, Carlos. The day has come. We are now on strike. No work for us today.”

    “What do we do on strike?” I ask.

    “I don’t know other than not go to work. We’ll just do what everybody else does. Now, get up, perezoso, we’ve got important strike stuff to do.”

    We are milling around in front of our shack when a union organizer comes into camp. He waves his arms with excitement as he tells us that not only have the miners at Phelps Dodge gone on strike, but more than 3,000 miners, nearly all the mine workers in Bisbee are now on strike. The crowd cheers. “¡Viva la Unión! ¡Viva la Unión!”

    Being on strike is pretty easy work. We have nothing to do. Most of the miners hang around town like vagrants. Some play cards in the park; others mingle with the locals and the few that can afford it, drink beer.

    We never really know how the strike is going. Nobody tells us anything. I fear that we’re not making any progress. The union would be here bragging, if we were. A week or so later news comes down that the miners in another Arizona mining town, a town called Jerome, have struck Phelps Dodge and the company retaliated and severely punished the union organizers.

    Everything was peaceful in Bisbee until early one morning we wake to a lot of screaming and shouting. Some gringos broke into our shack yelling and waving guns. They roust us off our mats and out in the street. The gringos all wear white armbands and yell out our names from their lists before marching us down the road like prisoners. The guards look as if they could shoot us at any minute. The distant sound of gunfire scares the hell out of me. Are these gringos going to shoot us?

    The sun is up by the time we join a lot of other miners in front of the Bisbee Post Office. There must be two thousand of us. Just as we get there we’re turned around and marched in a long line for two miles to the town ball field. The sheriff watches us closely as we come into the baseball field. He seems to be in charge.

    We sit in the stands and wait until all of the striking miners are assembled. Many are down on the grass as the bleachers are soon filled. Some gringo announces in poor Spanish that we are all arrested, but if we denounce the union and go back to work we will be set free. A few hundred men raise their hands and are led away while the rest of us shout profanities and shake our fists. “¡Viva la Unión! ¡Viva la Unión!”

    They leave us there in the sweltering July sun. A little before noon a thousand or so of us strikers are herded to the railroad station where we are ordered at gunpoint to board some filthy cattle cars. The car Juan and I are shoved into is covered ankle-deep in manure. It is hot and the odor of manure is overwhelming. About 50 of us are crammed into a tiny cattle car. Our car is packed so full that the door won’t close. The guards climb up on the top of the car to make sure nobody gets away. We are all crammed belly-to-belly when the train pulls out. “Where are they taking us,” I ask Juan.

    “Maybe they are taking us into the desert to shoot us,” says this guy hanging on my right shoulder. The car is quiet. Deadly quiet.

    Less than an hour later the train stops for water. We all get a drink before the train starts up again. We travel east all day and into the night. The stink of our bodies and our waste mixed with the manure make it almost impossible to breathe. Our legs scream in pain from standing for hours and hours in fixed positions. Many of the miners have passed out or fallen asleep standing. I can’t take it anymore. The pain. The stench. The thirst. All of these filthy bodies shoved together. Just as I’m ready to scream we pull into a town. Is this our destination? Our train just sits there. The guards drop to the ground and force us to stay inside. Hours later the guards climb back aboard and the train starts slowly back in the direction we have just come. In the early morning we finally get to where they are taking us. Nowhere.

    We are so eager to get off of the train it doesn’t matter that we’re in a very small town in the middle of the desert. The guards hustle us out of the cars and away from the tracks. Those that can’t walk, crawl. The guards warn us that if we go back to Bisbee we’ll be shot. They leave us there, board the train, and take off. They’ve abandoned over a thousand men without food, water, or shelter in a town of less than a hundred people.

    The sun comes up and we see we are at the foot of three peaks. Someone recognizes these mountains and shouts, “These are the Tres Hermanas. This must be Hermanas. We’re only twenty miles or so west of Columbus, New Mexico and maybe 200 miles from home.”

    “Columbus, isn’t that the town Pancho Villa raided last year?” Someone yells out.

    Si, and they’re still pissed. We’re probably not welcome there today,” Another adds.

    Everyone has an idea on what we should do. The loudest yell out their ideas. Let’s follow the tracks west to Columbus. No, we should stay here and wait for a train to come by. And, we’re less than 40 miles from Mexico, let’s go home.

    I’m unsure what we should do when Juan nudges me and says, “We can maybe make Columbus without water if we go at night. It should be about a seven hour walk over pretty flat ground. We can do it, but … but I don’t know what we’re gonna find when we get to Columbus. They might shoot us on sight.”

    Juan finds a little shade in a rocky arroyo and waves me over. It feels good to lie down, even on the sharp rocks, after standing so long. We both fall asleep without another word.

    The arguments continue. What should we do? We’ll die out here without food and water. This little town can’t even support a fraction of our needs. We’ve got to go somewhere. The arguing is interrupted when someone shouts, “A TRAIN! A TRAIN!”

    I see a bit of smoke on the western horizon. The crowd cheers as if our prayers have just been answered. The puff of smoke keeps getting closer. We all watch silently as the train pulls into the makeshift Hermanas station. Uniformed U.S. Army soldiers jump from the train and begin opening doors to the cars. Someone yells for us to give them a hand unloading boxes of food and water. The soldiers are not armed and seem friendly.

    Before our thirsty crowd can make off with anything the soldiers organize us into lines and begin handing out the goods. Once we’ve eaten and drank our fill, a soldier announces that we are to board the train. They will escort us back to Columbus where we will be housed and fed.

    This time we board the train on our own and ride the few miles in reasonable comfort. In Columbus we were greeted by even more soldiers. The lead us rather than march us to a huge tent camp where we were told to make ourselves at home.

    The army takes far better care of us than Phelps Dodge ever did. We have army rations and comfortable cots with warm blankets. We are asked and willingly agree to work around the fort on various projects. I seem to always get stuck digging latrines.

    After a couple weeks I learn that the army is building a large camp in Deming, a town 30 miles north of here. They need construction labor. Juan and I said goodbye to our fellow deportees and hitch a ride to Deming on an army truck. Camp Cody, just outside of Deming, is a huge construction project. We’re hired immediately as laborers. The work is hard, the hours long, the weather hot, but it beats mining. We work until the camp is nearly finished and troops start arriving. During our time there we helped build a hundred mess halls and over a thousand bath houses. Enough for 30,000 troops.

    The U.S. had entered into the Great War in Europe earlier that year and the patriotic fever of the camp was catching. As soon as our work in Deming was done we enlisted in the U.S. Army and were sent east for training. My exploits in the Great War and the loss of my buddy, Juan, in France are stories for another day.

    I often think that I should have thanked those armed vigilantes for herding me into that filthy cattle car and deporting me from my mining career. If left to our own choices Juan and I might still be mining copper, or more likely buried nearby in a pauper’s grave.

    ¡Viva la Unión!

    Bisbee

    Striking miners being forced into cattle cars in Bisbee, Arizona.

     

    Author’s note: In the early hours of July 12th, 1917, 2,200 men wearing white armbands gathered in Bisbee, Arizona. At 6:30 am, on the sheriff’s command, these newly deputized vigilantes rushed through the desert mining town detaining all men thought to be union sympathizers. Hours later, 1,286 men were loaded onto manure-coated cattle cars to be transported 200 miles and 16 hours through the desert heat. The men were abandoned in the small town of Hermanas, New Mexico, without food, water, or shelter. The incident, known as the Bisbee Deportation, would be one of the largest vigilante actions against organized labor in American history.

    Phelps Dodge, in collusion with the sheriff, had closed down all access to outside communications from Bisbee so it was some time before the story was reported. The Governor of New Mexico, in consultation with President Woodrow Wilson, provided temporary housing for the deportees. A presidential mediation commission investigated the actions, and in its final report, described the deportation as “wholly illegal and without authority in law, either State or Federal.” Nevertheless, no individual, company, or agency was ever convicted in connection with the deportations.

  • Neither ii
     
    a bumper sticker that says it all        

     

    The coming presidential election scares the hell out of me. I don’t know how we’ll get through four years with either of these clowns. I thought the primaries were high comedy, and I couldn’t wait to hear what those goofballs would come up with next, but as we’re getting down to the wire I’m getting panicky. We’re going to elect one of these two totally unacceptable, un-everything candidates. CNN is running election coverage 24/7 and the candidates, such as they are, are spending all their time bashing each other. Neither has a platform other than the other guy is worse, and in that case they are right. I want to pull the covers over my head and have it all go away.

    I’ve always prided myself in voting for the man and not the party although my affiliations have ran along party lines. I started out a staunch Goldwater fiscal conservative, morphed into a Ted Kennedy-like liberal after the religious right got a foothold in the Republican Party. That was the beginning of the end of the party of Lincoln, as best as I can tell. Trump is the absolute end. I later became an independent only because they wouldn’t let me list confused, disgusted, or apathetic on my registration form.

    My “vote for the person and not the party” won’t work this year. I don’t like (can’t stand) or respect either candidate. What are we to do?

    If you’re totally fed up with the way things are going, and you hate Obama then you should probably vote for Trump. Why, because he’s different (you can say that again) and he’s an outsider. He’ll change things; that’s for sure. But if things are going pretty well for you and you’d love to see a woman president, even if she’s a lying crook, you should vote for Hillary.

    The only thing I can say positive about these two dingalings, is that Trump is an outsider and Hillary is a woman. Isn’t this pathetic?

    Or, you could abstain or vote for Mickey Mouse, Yogi Bear, or some such character, just to show the country how you feel. This will work if you can talk a few million or so other voters to do the same. Your one vote for Elmer Fudd won’t even register on Richter scale.

    How about our two third party candidates, Libertarian Party candidate Gary Johnson or Green Party nominee Jill Stein. They have no chance whatsoever of doing anything other than taking a few votes away from the two major candidates. Remember how Clinton’s victory over the elder Bush was because H. Ross Perot drew a slew of conservative votes destined for Bush. Clinton ended up with nearly 45 million votes, Bush 39 million, and Perot almost 20 million. And in 2000 Ralph Nader, the Green Party candidate, filched enough of Gore’s votes for George W. to win. Now we’ve got someone to blame for Bush’s failed economic policies and our hopeless entanglement in winless wars, Ralph Nader. So if you vote for Johnson or Stein you’ll be casting a vote for the other guy. Got it, a third party candidate has never won the presidency.

    I was pondering all this when a friend reminded me of the open Supreme Court seat, and asked if I wanted to see the court swing more liberal or more conservative. There, that’s the answer.

    I now know who I’m going to vote for. I won’t tell you because I’m too embarrassed, and long after my candidate makes a mess of things, I’ll deny ever having voted for him or her.

    That’s the American way.

  • Hillary, the majority of American voters doesn’t trust you and probably never will. I read a poll taken before the primary that stated: 68 percent say Clinton isn’t honest and trustworthy. A more recent poll put it the other way, saying: 36 percent of voters consider Clinton “honest and trustworthy.” I can’t speak for the 219 million or so Americans eligible to vote or the 126 million that actually do, but I’ll try to tell you why I don’t like or trust you.

    You were not the kind of First Lady we were used to. Not an endearing First Lady like Jacqueline, Nancy, Laura, or Michelle. You came across as more of an aggressive political infighter than the proper hostess and organizer of the White House. You were seen to be constantly fighting with congressional Republicans, White House aides, and staff. Your fiery and unpredictable temper tantrums and your lobbing sarcastic jabs in private meetings and congressional hearings are the legacies of your tenure as First Lady. And many believe you were whispering in your husband’s ear as if you were or wanted to be the co-president. We’ve never understood who wears the pants in the Clinton family, but we learned in scandal after scandal that Bill’s were often down around his ankles.

    I wasn’t going to mention the Juanita Broaddrick, Dolly Kyle, Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Eileen Wellstone, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Sally Perdue, Connie Hamzy, Lencola Sullivan, or Monica Lewinsky scandals. Those were all Bill’s lapses in judgment and not yours. Interesting, but not relevant in this discussion, other than to show a serious flaw in his character.

    But, how about the ethics, non-sexual, scandals that came to light while you were in the White House. We had to endure Whitewater, Troopergate, Filegate, Vince Foster’s suicide and alleged cover-up, the Rose Law Firm billing records scandal, the renting the Lincoln bedroom for campaign contributions controversy, and finally Travelgate. You remember Travelgate. It was when you, our First Lady, were found to have made false statements (lied) to investigators.

    And who can forget Pardongate and Bill’s pardoning of 140 people on his last day in office. I’m sure there are 140 stories, some good and some not so good, but a couple are worth repeating. First, there was your brother, Tony Rodham, and his urging you to pardon a couple of carnival operators convicted of bank fraud. We later learned that Tony received $325,000 for using his influence with you. And how about your other brother, Hugh Rodham receiving a $400,000 fee for pursuing and gaining clemency for two other convicted criminals. And, I have to mention the most controversial criminal pardon of all; Mark Rich, the international commodities trader, hedge fund manager and financier, who was indicted on 65 criminal counts, including income tax evasion, wire fraud, racketeering,  and trading with Iran while Iranian revolutionaries were still holding Americans hostage. Mark fled the country and was the FBI Ten Most Wanted List when Bill intervened. Hours before leaving office, Bill Clinton granted Mark Rich a highly controversial presidential pardon. Shortly thereafter Mark Rich allegedly “donated” a large amount of money to help you furnish your new home in Chappaqua.

    You must have done a bang-up job of decorating with Mark Rich’s “gift” and the $190,000 of purported White House property you stole when you left Washington. Although you agreed to pay us back $86,000 for some of the “gifts” you mistakenly appropriated (stole) and you later returned another $28,500 worth of White House property, we were appalled. Stealing national treasures from the White House. Shame on you.

    Without passing judgment on your involvement or guilt in any of these unfortunate incidents, I do get a feeling—more of a sense—of dishonesty, greed, and a complete lack of integrity. I know that your Republican opponents were ruthless in their pursuit and exposure of all of their claims and accusations. They hired an army of investigators to dig through every aspect of your lives. Did they really hate you that much? These same hard-core conservatives have an equal amount for hatred for Barack Obama. What Obama financial or ethics scandals have they come up with? Where are the Obamagates? There aren’t any. So don’t use the excuse of how vicious Newt and your Republican opponents were back then.

    On the other hand, I think you’re being treated unfairly in this whole Benghazi tragedy. Sure, you were ultimately responsible because you were the top dog in the State Department, but that’s it. Blaming you for that is like saying Obama is responsible for my lazy mail carrier or some surly VA nurse.

    I don’t know what to think about your State Department email mess. You had to have explicitly gone out of your way to bring up a private email server. The proper and easiest thing would have been to just use the server that came with the job. Why didn’t you? You must have thought: 1) You were above the law and could do whatever you wanted 2) You didn’t think, you were naive and didn’t understand the significance of your decision, or 3) You intentionally wanted to keep your emails personal and out of the public domain. Given your history in these sorts of things, I’m leaning towards 3).

    All of this is nothing compared to what you and Bill have been doing since he left office. While Jimmy Carter has been teaching Sunday school and building Habit for Humanity homes and George W. Bush has been going to ball games and clearing brush, you and Bill have been using the esteem of the presidency to amass a fortune of greater than $100 million dollars. Let alone raising over $2 billion dollars for the Clinton Foundation.

    You admitted to Diane Sawyer that you were “dead broke” when Bill left office in 2001, and now you’re worth and estimated $110 million dollars. Did you make all of that money the “old fashioned” way and earn it. No, you sold yourselves to anybody and everybody that would pay. There’s a word for people that sell themselves.

    CNN reported that you and Bill have earned $153 million dollars in speaking fees since he left office, including $2.25 million for 12 speeches to Goldman Sachs, $1.915 million for 10 speeches to UBS, $350,000 for 2 speeches to Morgan Stanley, $1.3 million for 5 speeches to Bank of America/Merrill Lynch, 1.255 million for 6 speeches to Deutsche Bank, and $700 thousand for 4 speeches to Citigroup. Do you see a trend here? Big banks? Wall Street? And, do you actually think that they paid you all that money for your sage advice and counseling? No, these are some of the most astute money managers in the world. They don’t spend their money foolishly or without the promise of a profitable return. You and Bill have been bought and paid for. I don’t even want to think about what they expect as payback.

    It’s your wall-street-like “We’ll do anything we can get away with for money” sense of morality that I really find disturbing. And even more disgusting is that you keep denying it. Do you actually expect us to believe you? Well, the polls show that at least 64 percent of us don’t.

    Is it any wonder why we might suspect some financial hanky-panky with the Clinton Foundation. How was the money raised? What are the donors really buying? How beholden are you to the donors? Don’t bother to answer, you’ll only lie.

    I’ll close with the story of another Democratic president who left office “dead broke” and share his views of what we’ve discussed. Upon leaving the presidency, Harry Truman returned to Independence, Missouri, to live in the house he and Bess had shared for years with her mother. Truman decided that he did not wish to be on any corporate payroll, believing that taking advantage of such financial opportunities would diminish the integrity of the nation’s highest office. He also turned down numerous offers for commercial endorsements. Truman wrote and sold his memoirs for a flat payment of $670,000 and had to pay two-thirds of that in tax. He ended up with $37,000 after he paid his assistants.

    Compare Harry’s view of “the integrity of the nation’s highest office” with yours and Bill’s. We won’t even mention your two books deals of $15 and $13 million dollars because Harry actually wrote his own memoirs. Well, times were different back then, you say. Were they really? Has our views of the presidency, integrity, honesty, and trustworthiness changed all that much? I think not.

    I think you’re a smart, talented, but vindictive power player and a compulsive liar that has used and abused Bill’s former position of prestige and power to amass a considerable fortune and to finance your way to the presidency. And if accused of any wrongdoing or impropriety, you’ll be quick to lie about it.

    The majority of America is right. You are not honest, trustworthy, or a whole lot of other things.

  • I still can’t believe I did it. I sat through four days of TV coverage of the Republican National Convention without packing my bags for Kuala Lumpur or calling the suicide prevention hotline. I still haven’t come to grips with the fact that the party of Lincoln nominated a narcissistic buffoon like … like … (I’m having trouble saying it) … Donald Trump for the presidency. May God bless America, we’re really gonna need it.

    I actually had a few laughs watching the so-called Republican establishment pussy-foot around endorsing Trump. They all seemed to sink to a “he’s-not-as-bad-as-Hillary” position. Vote for Donald, he won’t mess things up as much as Hillary will, or better yet, he won’t deviate as far from Republican ideals as that lying, cheating, greedy criminal Hillary will. Help us save the world from Hillary Clinton, vote for whatsisname. And how about Ted Cruz, with his trademark evil smirk, refusing to support Trump in his 25 minute, totally inappropriate campaign speech or better yet, Cruz’s wife, Heidi, being escorted out of the hall by security. Talk about sore losers.

    Speaking of Hillary, I’ve never heard such hatred as the RNC speakers all had for Hillary Clinton. They couldn’t think of anything good to say about Trump so they laid into Hillary. Rudy Giuliani’s rant painted Hillary as a cross between Charles Manson and Bernie Madoff. And how about Chris Christie playing prosecutor and presenting a fabricated case against Hillary to the delegates, or Newt Gingrich spewing hate like we haven’t seen since he was impeaching Bill Clinton. I don’t know if making serious unsubstantiated claims like those is legal, but I can tell you for sure, it is in the worst possible taste. Those guys were nasty.

    I’m not a big fan of Hillary either, but is she really as bad Donald tried to convince us in his latest tirade. He claimed: “Hillary is a world class liar who has perfected the politics of personal profit and even theft, and that she may be the most corrupt person ever to seek the presidency of the United States.” Donald added: “She ran the State Department like her own personal hedge fund—doing favors for oppressive regimes, and many others, and really, many many others, in exchange for cash, and big-money interests totally own her, and that she will never, ever change, including if she ever becomes president.” Wow, if we are to believe one fraction of Donald’s accusations, Hillary would be in stalks in the town square rather than wading through balloons in a basketball arena. Hillary needs to dust off Richard Nixon’s old “I’m not a crook” speech. Nah, no one will believe her.

    Donald Trump’s character, or complete lack thereof, is best illustrated in his long list of scandals. Scandals he conveniently combs over like his bald spot. (On a side note, I have never met a man with a goofy comb over like Trump’s that I liked.) While all of the outrageous charges against Hillary Clinton are suspicions and unproved allegations, Trump’s digressions are fully documented in a long, long list of court cases and legal proceedings. We start with his beauty pageant scandals and his settling charges of sexual misbehavior with various contestants, next comes his settlement of a Justice Department suit charging him with racial housing discrimination in 93 sites around New York, followed by the State of New York’s law suit and two class action suits alleging Trump University bilked students out of $40 million, and who can forget his cash settlement to the harassed and intimidated tenants of one of his buildings on Central Park. Or his four bankruptcies and the collapse of Trump Entertainment in his Atlantic City ventures, or being found guilty of avoiding paying benefits to underpaid, undocumented Polish workers on a New York project, or repeatedly being fined for breaking New Jersey’s casino rules, or his being fined by the Federal Trade Commission for antitrust violations as he attempted to control all of the Atlantic City casino business, or how about the suits he settled with buyers of his Trump SoHo condominiums, or the buyers of Trump International Hotel and Towers in Fort Lauderdale, or his settlement with the prospective buyers losing millions when his Baja Mexico development went under. And, I didn’t even mention the allegations of his mafia ties. Does he sound like the kind of businessman you’d want to do business with, let alone nominate for president? I think not.

    Okay, enough about Donald Trump’s lack of moral character, sleazy, greedy business practices, or his goofy comb over. Don’t you wonder what The Donald would have done if Bernie Sanders would have won the Democratic nomination. Trump would have had to attack Bernie’s progressive politics rather than bash his character. Trump doesn’t know enough to go toe-to-toe with a fourth-grader on any aspect of politics, but it would have been fun to see him try? So what about his politics? It must be his politics that have voters overlooking his total lack of character and his really, really shady past.

    To start with Donald Trump has yet to offer any real programs other than a ridiculous wall. He’s just running as himself. “Vote for me, I can fix it, whatever it is.” He has, however, very cleverly capitalized on our frustration with our current grid-locked, constipated government and on working-class America’s disdain for the moneyed and powerful Republican establishment of the past. His supporters are, for the most part, poorly educated, white, blue collar, middle-aged men. Men filled with resentment over their own personal disappointments and their total lack of voice in our previous governments. Or to use Donald’s words: “The ignored and forgotten people of America.” He promises to be the voice of the voiceless. Yeah right, a billionaire known for making countless racist and sexual remarks and repeatedly screwing his employees is going to make everything better for our very diverse blue-collar America. Don’t hold your breath.

    Donald has convinced some of our fringe, white working class, the Ku Klux Klan (he’s the first candidate to ever garner the support of the KKK) and numerous biker gangs, that our country has grown soft and feeble and that he alone has the strength to Make America Great/Work/Safe Again. Factory closings, contempt for government, jobs moving offshore, cheap immigrant labor (both legal and illegal), political correctness, chronic high unemployment, our inability to curb radical Islamic terrorism, and the violence in our streets are many of the topics discussed and lamented over in blue-collar bars across America. Donald has parroted this all back to the working class as if he feels their pain and shares their concerns and priorities. And can you believe it; he’s convinced them he’s the only guy who can rectify all these ills and bring law and order back to America. He’s our self proclaimed and totally clueless “law-and-order candidate.”

    Trump has no real programs to fix any of this—he only offers himself. He says he’s tough when Obama and Clinton are weak. He preaches that he’s successful in business; therefore he’ll be successful dealing with all of these really tough issues as soon as he figures out how. So in place of substance, he echoes our contempt for government and those who lead us now. His ignorance of how our government works is an embarrassment even though he stated in his acceptance speech: “Nobody knows the system better than me.” He must have been referring to beating the system; because he has no idea on how to run it. His immigration plan is incoherent, unachievable and racist. His foreign policy, when he finally gets one, will consist of chest-beating and a lot of “mine’s bigger than yours.” His economic rhetoric is some adolescent gooblygoop about protectionism, our trade deficit, lowering our national debt, and taxing hedge fund managers.

    So Donald is a presidential candidate like none we’ve ever had before. How shall we categorize him? He definitely not a fiscal conservative, ala the Koch brothers. They advocate free trade, deregulation, low taxes, balanced budgets, reducing government spending, and minimal government debt. Then he must be a social conservative, ala Pat Robertson. Nope, they resist social changes, oppose abortion, contraception, pornography, feminism, embryonic stem cell research, ignore LGBT issues, and fight for school prayer and teaching intelligent design.

    He must be (God forgive me for suggesting it) a liberal Republican. No, there aren’t any of those, and if there were, they’d be championing issues like: a woman’s right to decide, affirmative action, doing away with the death penalty, a government that protects its citizens from the greed of big business, finding alternative sources of energy, dealing with global warming, coming up with some form of gun control, creating free or low-cost government controlled health care, and offering amnesty to those who entered the U.S. illegally. Sound like The Donald? No way in hell.

    If he’s none of the above, what the hell is he? I don’t know or care what he is beyond a sleazy, narcissistic misogynist, but I am curious about his supporters. Who in the hell would be taken in by the same propaganda as the KKK and biker gangs? Who else would even want to be in that category? Maybe rednecks? Just to check, I looked up the definition of a redneck. Webster says:

    Redneck: a white person who lives in a small town or in the country especially in the southern U.S., who typically has a working-class job, and who is seen by others as being uneducated and having opinions and attitudes that are offensive.

    That’s it, I figured it out. It’s their being uneducated and having opinions and offensive attitudes that are the dead giveaways.

    I don’t want Donald Trump anywhere in my life let alone the White House. Now if President Hillary will appoint him as a lifetime ambassador to some cesspool place where he can brag about the size of his … er … fingers, make fun of cripples and immigrants, and degrade women, Mexicans and Muslims. Somewhere like the Congo, Afghanistan, Syria, Somalia, or …

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    Relive the Mexican Revolution in Bob’s gripping new novel

     

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    Bob Lockwood, a cameraman in the early days of Hollywood, takes us on a journey along the rail lines of northern Mexico as he films Pancho Villa, the unlikely governor, the respected and cunning general, the folk hero of his people. Bob is captivated by the spirit of the revolution and the passion of the Villistas not fully realizing that Mexico is at war. A dreadful civil war. That fact hits him hard as he’s filming Villa’s victory at Ojinaga. He’s sickened by the wanton slaughter and the tragic waste of young lives he sees on the battlefield. He drops his camera, crosses the river, and heads back to California. On route he learns that he no longer has a wife or job to return to so he starts a new life in the small railroad town of Deming, New Mexico.

    His fondness and compassion for the young, bedraggled Villistas he met in Chihuahua haunts him when he meets and befriends the seven Mexican prisoners captured during and after Pancho’s disastrous raid on Columbus, New Mexico. Bob tells the tragic story of Juan Sánchez, a sixteen-year-old Villista, who was forced into the battle. Juan never fired a shot yet he was captured, held, tried, and hanged for murders he never could have committed.

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